Never say no.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows
and only four tellers?

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They like a tight seal.

There is nothing wrong with you that couldnt be cured by cosmetic surgery.

Agree with me now:

it will save so much time.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope.

God didnt create the world in seven days; he screwed around for
six days and pulled an all-nighter.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day

Teach a man to fish, and you can get rid of him for the weekend.

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?