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Blessed are the meek for

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

Question Authority.

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Question Authority.

This is as bad as

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This is as bad as it can get, but dont count on it.

If youre not part of

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If youre not part of the solution, be part of the problem!

The offices were very nice,

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The offices were very nice, and the clients were only raping the land, and
then, of course, there was the money..

Always remember to pillage before

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Always remember to pillage before you burn.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy;

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

Smash forehead on keyboard to

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue …

On the other hand, Rome

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On the other hand, Rome was burnt in a day.

When you find yourself getting

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When you find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember
that all men are brothers… and just give them a noogie or an Indian
burn.