Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

It is better to rule in hell, then to serve in Heaven.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Do Pigs have Pen Pals?

Even if you win the rat race, youre still a rat.

History does not repeat itself, — historians merely repeat each other.

Death is Natures way of saying slow down.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Dain bramaged.

Where theres a will…theres a relative.