Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth.

Support the right to arm bears.

If you were to strangle a Smurf, what color would it
turn?

Friends dont let Friends drive Naked.

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately,
no one we know belongs.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found
to make it complex and wonderful.

Don t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.