In looking at a drop of water under a microscope,
we find there are twice as many Hs as Os.

Do employees of the Lipton Tea company take coffee breaks?

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

News Flash: Microsoft acquires Electrolux, makes extensive design
revisions. Finally releases a product that doesnt suck.

Surf Nebraska!

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised
its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Life is tough; even the subways are in a hole.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.

If I didnt have to work so hard,
Id have more time to be depressed.

-Ashleigh Brilliant