Screw up your life, youve screwed everything else up.

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

A computers attention span is as long as its power cord.

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A little red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak

Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Lets organize an anarchy