If there was a bi-sexual pride parade, would it go both ways?

1) Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana!
2) Life sucks …. and then you die!
3) What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?!
4) If life is so perfect why are you still here?!
5) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you,
but the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty,
and so is your head.

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of
every attempt to teach them good manners.

Beer: Natures laxative.

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Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard?

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
(and then they marry him.)

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers.