If Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter half of
that ham sandwich they would both be alive today.

Clean rooms are boring.

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he
automatically lose because he cant find himself?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Id explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

When everything is coming your way, youre in the wrong lane.

Stay away from hurricanes for a while.

Whats twenty feet long and smells like urine?

A crowd of old people line dancing.

If Olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?