So youre a feminist… Isnt that cute.

Why do they make up with trees signs out of wood?

He lived his life to the end.

Tonights weather: Dark with continued darkness until dawn.

Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with a baseball bat.

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, its an amusement park.

Did you hear about the new morning after pill for men?

It changes their blood type.

I may be fat, but youre ugly – and I can lose weight!