Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Mind over matter… if you dont mind it doesnt matter.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Bruce Lee is not dead – Hes just kicking around somewhere.

Your photographs do you an injustice. They all look like you!

Confusius say: He who smoke pot, choke on handle.

Texans are living proof that Indians screwed buffaloes.

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in
their stomach?

I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone.