The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

When God created man, she was only kidding.

Sex is like air, its not important until you arent getting any!

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

– Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxiy

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Learn from your parents mistakes – use birth control!

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.