Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they
do nothing, they dont hurt anybody. When they do something is when they
become dangerous.

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that youve got it made.

Do you know what a Yankee is?

Same as a quickie, except youre by yourself

Smile…. It confuses people!

Helen Waite is our credit manager.

If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.

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Little boy, I dont care if your dog can talk. Please
tell him this is a Tardis, not a Way-Back Machine.

A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs.

It became known as Dogless Fairbanks.

A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time really piss
me off. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do
I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

If we werent meant to juggle, tennis balls wouldnt come three to a can.