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If you would lift me,

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If you would lift me, you must be on higher ground.

Conserve toilet paper, use both

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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

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Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

If nothing beats a Bud,

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If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, Id take the nothing…

They told me I was

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They told me I was gullible…and I believed them!

Skydiving and scuba are similar,

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Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster.

Support Cannibalism — Eat Me!

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Support Cannibalism — Eat Me!

What if the Hokey Pokey

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What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?

If I want your opinion,

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If I want your opinion, Ill ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

People have one thing in

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People have one thing in common: they are all different.