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We have enough youth, how

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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

Lipstick Stains

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Indecision may or may not

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Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Why do they report power

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Why do they report power outages on TV?

Never go to bed mad,

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Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

I drive this way to

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I drive this way to piss you off.

Drop kick me, Jesus, through

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Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal-posts of life

In the field of observation,

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In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.

Kilroy was here

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Kilroy was here

A camel is a horse

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A camel is a horse designed by committee.

A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec.