When people say Marx, you think Groucho.

Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?
A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.

The trouble with political jokes is that the dumbest one of them got elected President.

Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president?
A: Because a model is a small imitation of the real thing.

President Clinton, speaking in private with his advisor on public favor, told him that the planned invasion of Haiti will be the most unpopular thing that he has ever done as the President of the United States.

Actually, sir, according to our research, the most unpopular thing youve ever done was to be inaugurated as President. Its just been downhill from there.

What was yesterdays Washington Post headline?

Bush finally defeats Clinton.

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesnt want to contribute to society.

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his
aides nervously approaching him. What is it? the President yells. Its the
abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it? the aide
asks.

President Clinton responds, Just go ahead and pay it!

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?

A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it never tells the same story twice!