When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling of deja vu – of
watching something that you had just seen in a similar structure?

Well your brain never fails. By reading below, you will see the remarkable
similarities between the Clinton Video and the Titanic Video. Was this just by
coincidence… or much more.

You be the judge.

Titanic vs. Clinton: Incredible Similarities

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.

CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent
catastrophe.

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent
catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.

CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

CLINTON VIDEO: Lets not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

CLINTON VIDEO: Monicas forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.

CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clintons approval rating is at 70%.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hilary.

Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
A: Handcuffs.

I dont trust President Clinton or her husband.

Now that he has left office, the REAL story can finally be told.

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.

The meal went okay but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to use the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldnt remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in. He realized, to his horror, that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinskys office with his trousers around his knees.

As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard her president whisper in a barely audible voice, Sack my cook.

What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their meeting
on January 22, 1998?

Bill… Goats dont talk!!

Overheard at the White House Super Bowl XXXII party:

For the last time, Bill. Its not pronounced Triple-X? Aye, aye!

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddams chair.



They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Clinton in the face.



Confused, Clinton carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Clinton in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Clinton carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.



But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Clinton in the privates, hes finally had enough, knowing that he cant do much without them functioning well.

Im going back home! he tells the Iraqi. Well finish these talks in two weeks!



A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Clintons chair and prepares himself for the Yanks revenge.



They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Clinton roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.



Forget this, says Saddam. Im going back to Baghdad!

Clinton says through tears of laughter, What Baghdad?

President Clinton is shaking hands with the voters after being elected for the second time.

Pleased to meet you, says one old man, Ive heard a lot about you in the past few years.

Clinton laughs: You cant prove any of it!

When visiting Argentina, Bill Clinton was offered a book by a local reporter, who does this kind of stuff. The book was Kama Sutra. Clinton looked at the cover and gave the book back.

Not-so-releable witnesses have reported that while handing the book back Clinton mumbled: Seen that. Done that. Been there.

But the story isnt over yet. Another reporter gave Bill a saxofone. Billy boy didnt take that one either, perhaps commenting: Sorry, Im not into that kind of blowing anymore