You might be a redneck if…
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

In tough situations you ask yourself, What would Curly do?

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are Play Ball…

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!

You might be a redneck if you steal bank canisters and use them as food containers!

You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.

Youve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

You go to Wal-Mart to people watch.

You recycle enough Copenhagen lids to buy Christmas presents.

Your lawn mower has more horsepower than your wifes car, but no blade.

You roll your pickup truck and laugh about it.

You might be a redneck if…

You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

Youve never paid for a haircut.

You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

Youve ever made change in the offering plate.

The fifth grade is referred to as your senior year.

You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve…

You own at least 20 baseball hats.

You think a cursor is someone who swears a lot.

You know youre a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever used lard in bed.

You might be a redneck if…
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.