You might be a redneck if…
Youre a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if…
Three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

Youve ever worn hunters orange to church.

You have barnyard animals living in your house.

Every pair of jeans you own has a tobacco can ring worn in one of the rear pockets.

You think your IQ is the number of coons you shot out of season.

You ever wonder what happened to that nice John F. Kennedy boy.

The fuel for your main mode of transportation is oats.

What do you get with a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite hahahaha

You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area.

Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if theyve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You dated your daddys current wife in high school.

Youre moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.

Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

There are 3 hunters in the woods, theyre all telling each other what theyre are going to shoot. The first one says hes going to get a buck. So he goes out and comes back with a buck. Then the other 2 hunters ask how he did it and he says, I see tracks I follow tracks I get buck. So the second hunter says "Im gonna get a doe." So he goes out and comes back with a doe. Then the 3rd hunter asks him how he did it. The 2nd hunter says, I see tracks I follow tracks I get doe. So the 3rd hunter says, Im just gonna shoot at anything I see. So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten bruised bloody and totally trashed. And the other two hunters ask what happened and he says, I see tracks I follow tracks, I get hit by train!

You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

Your school fight song was Dueling Banjos.

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.