Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

In tough situations you ask yourself, What would Curly do?

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if…
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, Come on, move this transmission so I can take a bath!

You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.

Youve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if…
Someone in your family says "Cumn heer an lookit this afore I flush it."

You might be a redneck if…
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

One of the options on your truck is a spitoon.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You might be a redneck if…
You have a house thats mobile and five cars that arent.

You might be a redneck if…
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".