You might be a redneck if you had to remove your toothpick for the wedding pictures!

You might be a redneck if…
Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.

If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax.

Youve ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.

Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife.

Red Man sends you a Christmas card.

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation.

Watching the doctors every move, he asked, Whats that?

The doctor explained, This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he wont know any thing thats going on.

Save your time, Doc, exclaimed the man.

He dont know nothing now.

You might be a redneck if…
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?

A: A full set of teeth

You might be a redneck if…
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any bait that may have grown in them since the last time you went.

You have ever removed the 3-9 zoom scope from your deer rifle to use at a KISS concert.

You have more than 2 used pampers rolling around in the back of your truck.

You might be a redneck if…
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.