Youve ever made change in the offering plate.

The fifth grade is referred to as your senior year.

You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

Youve got more than one brother named Darryl.

You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Your wifes hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You might be a redneck if…
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if…
Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.

There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if…
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if…
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.

You might be a redneck if…
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth.

You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smokes at the dinner table in front of her kids.