You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle.

Your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.

You might be a redneck if…
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if youre considered an expert on worm beds!

You might be a redneck if you pee in the pool… off the highdive!

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You might be a redneck if…
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever spray painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.

Your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You have a house thats mobile and five cars that arent.

You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair.

You raise the confederate flag in the bed of your truck whenever you go for a drive.

You cant wait for the Saturday night square dance.

When your wife walks in front of you it looks like two pigs fighting in a gunny sack.

Your only excuse for smelling bad is it runs in the family.

Your favorite fruit is chicken.

If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars that arent, then you might be a redneck.