There are more fish on your wall than pictures.

Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.

Youve ever shoplifted Spam.

You dont understand why Bo and Luke never tried to get it on with Daisy.

Your son has ever stolen disected frogs from Biology class so that your family wont go hungry.

You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!

You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

The best way to keep things cold is to leaveem in the shade.

Youve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

You might be a redneck if…
Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

You might be a redneck if…
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if…
Your momma doesnt remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her butt.

You might be a redneck if…
You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.

You might be a redneck if…

Youve totaled every car youve ever owned.

There are more than five McDonalds bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment

You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own!