Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

You might be a redneck if…
You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if…
Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if…
You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if you think subdivision is part of a math problem!

You might be a redneck if…
You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year!

You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if…
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You might be a redneck if…
You think mud rasslin should be an Olympic sport.