You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever shot a deer from inside your house.

You use the term over yonder more than once a month.

Birds are attracted to your beard.

The diploma hanging in your den contains the words Trucking Institute.

Your master bathroom has the words porta and potty written on the side.

You cant take a bath in the winter cause the stream is frozen.

You only bathe when it rains.

You might be a redneck if…
Your car has never had a full tank of gas.

You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You bring your dog to work with you.

Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if there has ever been a crime scene tape across your bathroom door!

u might b a redneck if ur dadz cell number has nuttin 2 do wit a fone

You might be a redneck if…
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.

What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?

An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide during a softball game because you dont want to crush your cigarettes!