You think cur is a breed of dog.

People hear your car long before they see it.

Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.

You might be a redneck if…
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

The worst day of your life was when you dropped your bottle of Jack Daniels the other day.

The best day of your life was when you found an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels over yonder in them hills.

Your mustache is longer than your wifes hair.

1. Youve ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sisters honor.

2. Your wifes hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.

3. You go to your family reunion to pick up women.

4. Your richest relative buys a new house — and you have to help him take the wheels off it.

5. You think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment!

6. Your family tree does not fork.

7. Youve ever been too drunk to fish.

8. Youve lost more than two teeth opening beer bottles.

9. You helped your cousin move his refrigerator — and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

10. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income!

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

Your wifes hairdo attracts bees.

You might be a redneck if…
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You have the policeman hold your beer while you get your license.

You gave your young son a super-soaker water gun and an NRA application for his birthday.

You smoke during your deer hunt after scent-proofing yourself all month.

Your driveway is two tire tracks with grass growing down the middle.

Youve ever invited friends over to show off whats left of the squirrel that you shot with your deer gun.

You have more tires in your yard than on your trucks.

The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle.

You might be a redneck if…
People are scared to touch your wifes bathrobe.

You might be a redneck if…
Your grandfather completely executes the "pull my finger" trick at the family reunion.