You might be a redneck if…
Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

You might be a redneck if…
Youve totaled every car youve ever owned.

You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin dog.

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.

You fainted when you met Slim Whitman.

You might be a redneck if…
You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.

You might be a redneck if…
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if…

You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

Youve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

The best way to keep things cold is to leaveem in the shade.

Youve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

Youre a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

Youve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.

You might be a redneck if your babys first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."