You might be a redneck if…
Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

Your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

Youve ever hitchhiked naked.

Youre turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if…
You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve…

You might be a redneck if…
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

You might be a redneck if your wifes hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

You might be a redneck if…
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

People are scared to touch your wifes bathrobe.

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You think a Volvo is part of a womans anatomy.

You might be a redneck if…
You mow your lawn and find a car.

You might be a redneck if Bambi made you hungry for rabbit!

You might be a redneck if…
Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire…on her house