You might be a redneck if…
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if…
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You might be a redneck if…
You go to the family reunion to pick up women.

Your grandma can bench press a ruck axle.

You watch The Dukes Of Hazzard and have to find someone to explain it to you.

Your mom kisses you goodnight and you go to school the next day and say youve met your future wife.

You might be a redneck if…
You have the taxidermists number on speed-dial.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

Ya cant get married to yer sweetheart cause theres a law against it.

You dated one of your parents current spouses in high school.

You have more than 500 rounds of ammunition in your house….not including 22 caliber.

You have guns in your house that you cannot find.

You think a night of fine dining is going to the Snack Bar at Wal-Mart while the automotive department is raising your truck another 8 inches.

You might be a redneck if…
During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if…
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.