You might be a redneck if…
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”

You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because youre both in the same grade!

You might be a redneck if…
You think a Volvo is part of a womans anatomy.

You might be a redneck if…
You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

You might be a redneck if youre mowing your lawn and find a car.

You might be a redneck if your wife repeatedly has to tell you to take your transmission off the table!

You might be a redneck if…
Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if…
Youve ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.

You might be a redneck if you study for a blood test.