You might be a redneck if…
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care.

You might be a redneck if…
You think cur is a breed of dog.

You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night!

You might be a redneck if…
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

Q: Why do rednecks dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars…

You might be a redneck if…
Your babys favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you believe All-Star Wrestling!

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung from your bumper as you leave the church.

You might be a redneck if…
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You might be a redneck if…
When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.