You might be a redneck if your toilet has more carpet than your floor!

You might be a redneck if…
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors douvre

You might be a redneck if…
Your back porch is bigger than your house.

You might be a redneck if…
Youre still scalping tickets after the concert is over

You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.

You might be a redneck if…
Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if…
The best way to keep things cold is to leaveem in the shade.

Q: Why do rednecks dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars…

You might be a redneck if…
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.