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What do you call a dog with no legs and steel testicles?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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– To escape an oppressive military regime.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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To get to the other slide.

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

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EDAM cheese (made backwards is edam)

Why did the Clintons send Chelsie to a private school?

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Because in a public school, the secret service would be out gunned.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

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To get to the shell station.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

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It was stuck to the chickens foot!

What do you call two skunks in the 69 position?

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Why did the Cookie go to the hospital?

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– It felt crummy.

What goes tick tick woof woof?

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