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What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall?

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Dam!

Who has long silky hair, voluptuous tits, and lives in Wisconsin?

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Salman Rushdie

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

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To prove he wasnt a chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs and steel testicles?

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– Sparky

How do you starve a hippie?

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– Hide the food stamps under the soap.

What animal keeps the best time?

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A Watchdog

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a onion?

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– A piece of ass that will make your eyes water.

What do you get when you squeeze a sick ghost?

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What is Yellow and goes putt putt?

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An outboard banana!