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Why is it dangerous to tell a joke at the North Pole?

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You might crack up the ice.

Whats better than a dozen roses on your piano?

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Tulips on your organ.

What tree is most warmly clad?

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A Fir Tree

Why did the tomato blush?

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Because it saw the salad dressing.

Blonde On Either Side

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What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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Eveybody can roast beef.

What does a snowman prefer for breakfast?

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– Snowflakes.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

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Hold on to your nuts, this aint gonna be your typical blow job.

What do you get when you cross LSD and the Pill?

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– A trip without the kids.

What has six tits, five front teeth and weighs 973lbs?

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Third shift at the Waffle House.