These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

41. Shave one eyebrow.

18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

50. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

44. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.

35. If you can sleep through your roommates blaring stereo

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

92. Drink a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

12. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

196. Leave strange outgoing messages on your answering machine. Be creative.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

189. Lock your door every time you go through it. Tell him/her that youÕre afraid of aliens.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say Theyve found me, I have to leave the country and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out Merry Christmas. If youre really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turets Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you dont know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/hes not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.