These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

190. Eat raw pasta for dinner.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

159. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

33. Buy three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

13. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, Theyre more than meets the eye.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

86. Dont ever flush the toilet.

20. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class

This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class.

11. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

12. Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.

13. Sing your questions.

14. Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.

15. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream THATS MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry.

16. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez OReilly.

17. Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

18. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that youve done so.

19. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters CHECK YOUR FLY.

20. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

164. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

114. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that Its a jungle out there. Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

Now I Lay Me
Down to Study,
I Pray the Lord I
Wont Go Nutty.

If I Should Fail to
Learn this Junk,
I Pray the Lord
I Will Not Flunk.

But If I Do,
Dont Pity Me at All,
Just Lay My Bones
In the Study Hall.

Tell My Prof
I Did My Best,
Then Pile My
Books upon My Chest.

Now I Lay Me
Down to Rest,
And Pray Ill Pass
Tomorrows Test.

If I Should Die Before I Wake,
Thats One less Test Ill Have to Take.