These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

111. Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

20. Move your mouth when youre silent and move your mouth as little as possible when you talk.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

127. Change the locks on the door. Dont let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate cant guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

181. When your roommate has friends over, get under your covers and stare at them through a little hole in the covers. Use a telescope.

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say it helps me think. Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Dont forget to use the phrase Told you so.

50. Answer the exam with the Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher

7. If your glass set is composed of McDonalds Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

11. Instead of getting a fork, knife, and spoon, get three spoons. Cut your meat with them and pretend not to notice.

12. Do not to use glasses. Anytime you feel like having a drink, go up to the liquid dispenser, wrap your mouth around it, and press the button. Complain that it goes too fast.

13. Burp to the tune of Jingle Bells.

14. Stand next to the salad bar. Every time someone reaches for some food, yell, Hey! and shake your head.

15. Remark on how the foods sanitation is open to question. Recall the time you saw the chef blow snot rocks into the food for seasoning. Ask the person next to you to be your Food Tester.

16. Enter the dining hall half naked. If youre not immediately removed from the premises, sit next to someone eating. Ask him or her how theyre enjoying their meal.

17. Ask how the lettuce was killed. After the initial pause of confusion, shake your head angrily and yell, What about vegetables?! Dont they have rights too?!

18. Grab a big handful of whatever it is youre eating and shove it into your neighbors face. Offer him or her a bite.

19. Get your food and sit down. Count out loud the number of grains of rice you received, starting again every once in a while. When youre done, go up to the server and tell him or her how you were cheated out of 8 grains and proceed to make a scene.

20. Same as above, but with burgers.

A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.

His Mother said, Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?

Uhh, oh yeah, O.K. responded the kid.

So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, Well how much did you give the boy this time?

Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000 out to him.

Thats $1020!!! yelled Dad, Are you going crazy???

Dont worry hon, Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

150. Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When youre not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

105. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, Okay, your turn.

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