These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

160. Late at night, start conversations that begin with, Remember the good old days, when we used to… and make up stories involving you and your roommate.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

116. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

132. Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native- American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

64. Sit on the floor and talk to the wall.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

98. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

85. Leave apple cores on his/her bed.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

25. Cover up your mouht before talking to anyone.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

66. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

157. As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.

31. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to the irantecedents.

32. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.

33. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.

34. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.

35. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.

36. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.

37. Always pick on the correct idiom.

38. The adverb always follows the verb.

39. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; Theyre old hat; seek viable alternatives.