These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

79. Burn incense.

9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

183. Move very stiffly and grin. Tell your roommate that youve turned into Gumby.

Man: Hows your history paper coming?

Woman: Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and its been very helpful.

Man: Really?

Woman: Yes! Ive already located 17 people who sell them!

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

54. Complain of having a terrible virus in your system and cough at your roommate frequently.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

43. Put horse radish in your roommates shoes.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

121. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.

11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

3. Twitch a lot.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

1. When talking to your roommate, alternate the pitch of your voice.