2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

30. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

51. Cry a lot.

A Teacher was trying to get her class to pay attention the last few days of school so she came up with a project that her students had to go home and make their parents tell them a story and have a moral to it. The next day all the kids had great stories and then Jimmy raised his hand and the teacher asked him if he had a story and he said you betIts about my Aunt Carol,she was a pilot flying over Iraq and she got shot down and all she had was a pistol,a knife and a bottle of wisky! so she quickly drank the bottle of wisky because she figured she fall into a group of Iraqies! So,sure enough she fell into a group of 12 Iraqies,she shot 9 of them with her pistol,2 of them with her knife until it broke and strangled 1 with her bare hands and asked if it had a moral to it and he said You bet, dont mess with my Aunt Carol when she is drinking.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

133. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

21. When theyre not looking, empty your bladder into an empty glass. Show contents to everyone and say, This apple juice tastes funny. Here. Try some.

22. Every time someone takes a bite of their food, laugh uncontrollably. Stop suddenly and warn everyone not to laugh. Then take a bite of yours while giving everyone an evil eye.

23. Get a friend. Practice weightlifting tables. If people complain, weightlift them.

24. Get some clean plates and empty glasses. Sit down and stare them down.

25. During the meal, yell out, Oh my gosh! Its still alive! Grab your knife and start hacking at the meat.

26. Dress in clothes with lots of pockets. When youre in the dining hall, stuff them with all the food you can find. Waddle out of the dining hall, but on the way out, remark how the dining hall never has enough food.

27. Practice singing.

28. Randomly stop people from eating and try to convince them that their food is poisoned.

29. Bring insects and small rodents. Release.

30. Dress in a toga. After getting your food, find a comfortable place to recline. Throw your utensils on the floor and start eating Romanically. Explain how you never should have trusted that Brutus guy.

34. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

99. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

169. Leave your room and lock the door. Proceed to bang on the door, screaming, Let me in. Get mad at your roommate for locking you out.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

17. Chain yourself to your roommates bed. Get him/her to bring you food.