These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

21. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

38. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

105. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, Okay, your turn.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

59. If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

140. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

100. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While youre doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, Soon, soon….

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

188. Move your bed around the room once a day, and leave it in a new position every night.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

170. Talk on the phone a lot. Dont pick up the receiver.

30. If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he)

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

110. Make a sandwich. Dont eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, Hey, where is my sandwich!? Complain loudly that you are hungry.