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177. Invite your roommate to sleepover.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

158. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.

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148. Talk like a pirate, all the time. Threaten to make your roommate walk the plank if he/she doesnt swab the deck. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, Why do we have to learn this pointless information

To save lives. the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? he persisted.

It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school, replied the professor.

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22. Eat only lemons. Every five minutes, offer your roommate a lemon.

6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.

A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the days lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.

And who was it that developed the theories behind communism? the professor asked.

I dont know, the student said.

Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know, said the professor.

Thats not true, the student replied. I never pay attention anyway!

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37. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.

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192. Write letters to yourself from famous people. Mail them to yourself.

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24. Smile. All the time.