It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

Youre not going to have time to finish this, the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

Yes I will, replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

No you dont, Im not going to accept that. Its late.

The student looked incredulous and angry.

Do you know who I am?

No, as a matter of fact I dont, replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

Do you know who I am? the student asked again in a louder voice.

No, and I dont care. replied the professor with an air of superiority.

Good, replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

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11. Walk and talk backwards.

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90. Trash the room when your roommates not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, Uh-oh, it looks like, they, were here again.

26. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn

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16. Carry old orange juice around with you everywhere you go.

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68. Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Dont say anything, just stare.

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122. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, That was your mom. She said shed call back.

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63. Follow him/her around on weekends.

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101. Bring in potential new roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, Oh, him/her? He/she wont be here much longer.

22. If your idea of doing your hair is putting on a baseball cap