These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

87. Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them mutter, You shouldnt have done that to me.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

61. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like youre holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.

21. If your social life consists of a date with the library

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing. Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢ant think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his sons letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

163. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means theres going to be an earthquake soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

165. Make pancakes every morning, but dont eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your pancake farm isnt evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

154. Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

146. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that its all for charity.

32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis