These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

136. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate its a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

56. If you get in before your roomate, go to sleep in his/her bed.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

102. Pile dirty dishes in your roommates bed. Insist that you dont know how they got there.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

134. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

29. Apoligze to your roommate. If he asks why, tell him that he should know better than you.

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186. Wear a silly hat.

81. The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.

82. Your parents start to tell you stories about their college days.

83. With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like youre on intellectual welfare.

84. Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.

85. Amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to grade point average.

86. You have two kinds of shoes: everyday shoes and party shoes.

87. Classes: the later the better.

88. The cute girls actually talk to you now.

89. Care packages make it all worthwhile.

90. The longer youre there, the less you talk about home.

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6. Become a subgenius.

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198. Take up cooking. Cook exotic foods from scratch without using any cookbooks or recipes.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.

Yes, sir, the boys said.

Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesnt run into my feet?

A little fellow shouted, Its because yer feet aint empty.