25. If you havent done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

109. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

153. Go through your roommates textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldnt take it anymore.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

74. Take all of your roommates furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort for an entire weekend.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

199. Come home at three in the morning wearing shredded jeans and no shirt. Dive into the room and under your bed. Tell your roommate that you were being held captive by ten foot soldiers in full battle array.

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying A dollar per point. The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

42. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter Gotta save space, twenty times while twitching violently.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

36. Leave a marble in your roommates bed every day.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

174. Constantly slip and fall–on your carpet.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

84. Wipe deoderant all over your roommates walls.