These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

82. Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

91. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that youve been having terrible nightmares.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

57. Take your roommates pillow and put a water ballon inside of it.

3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

27. Hide a bunch of potato chips in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

145. Leave memos on your roommates bed that say things like, I know what you did, and Dont think you can fool me.

12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

126. Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, No, I want to watch them suffer.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

53. Talk to yourself loudly in front of your roommate. After a while, begin discussing your roommate with yourself.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.

47. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovics Pennsylvania Polka, and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that its an assignment for your primitive cultures class.