Three Browns fans were standing in line at a convenience store complaining about how the Steelers made it to the Super Bowl instead of their beloved Browns.

I blame the management staff, said the first, because if they would sign eleven new players we could be a great side.

I blame the coach and the players, said the second, because if they would make some effort they might at least score a few touchdowns.

I blame my parents, said the third, because if I’d been born in Pittsburgh instead of Cleveland, I’d be supporting a decent team!

What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!

Where do footballers dance?
At a football!

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bobs voice from beyond.

Bob, Is that you? Earl asked.

Of course it me, Bob replied.

This is unbelievable! Earl exclaimed. So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?

Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?

Tell me the good news first.

Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl.

Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?

Youre pitching tomorrow night.

POST GAME DISCUSSION

Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such assholes!

A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, I find that statement offensive!

One of the Rams fans replied, Oh, you must be a Patriots fan.

No, the man said, Im an asshole!

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Whys that?
Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

Why do artists never when they play football?
They keep drawing!

Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!

How did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it!

Why did the chicken get sent off?
For persistent fowl play!

Yogi Berra Quotes

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.

If the people dont want to come out to the park, nobodys gonna stop them.

No wonder nobody comes here; its too crowded.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4. – Yogi Berra

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. Is that so? the first said. Did he do a good job?

Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot, he said. The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That, he added, was the first time in two years my teeth didnt hurt.

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself what a waste he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, Is this seat taken? The man replied, This was my wifes seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan. The other man replied,Im so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didnt give the ticket to a friend or a relative?

The man replied, Theyre all at the funeral.