A postponed compliment.

People Cant Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first babys pacifier by boiling it and to your last babys pacifier by blowing on it.

Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts cant quite reach anything.

Jokes that are short enough for a man to understand.

Movies where people dont step on your feet.

A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.

Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

Bar code – Thems the fightn rules down da local tavern.

Bug – The reason you is a givn for calling in sick.

Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.

Defense: What youd better have around de yard if youre going to let the children play outside.

Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Straightforward: Blunt and insensitive.

Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn.

Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep mouth shut.